An 11-year-old boy and his 7-year-old sister live in a suburban house with their human parents, bickering and feuding like all other siblings. But there's a twist: the brother is a 4-pound chicken and the sister is a 400-pound cow!
In "Can Cow Come Out And Play?" Red plots to make Cow play with him by locking the rest of the world into a trailer. Then, Cow attempts to enlarge her horns to impress a boy at school in "Horn Envy."
Red usurps the affections of Mom and Dad in "Goin' My Way?" Next, when Mom and Dad go out for the evening, they choose Cow to baby-sit Chicken because she's bigger.
In "Me An' My Dog," Chicken makes fun of Cow when she brings home an invisible dog. Then, Chicken, Flem and Earl are haunted by Cow's nightmares when they break "Cow's Dream Catcher."
First, Chicken, Flem and Earl try to emulate their hero, the macho "Sergeant Weenie Arms." Then, cousin Sow, a pig with a criminal record, causes problems in "Sow And Chicken."
SERGEANT WEENIE ARMS/SOW AND CHICKEN/I AM BUSH PILOT
Chicken is "Playing Hooky" from school by pretending to be sick, until Dr. Red appears. Later, in "Chicken Lips," Chicken discovers that he can't whistle because he has no lips.
In "Chickens Don't Fly," Chicken's fear of flying is exacerbated by stewardess Red. Next, unathletic nerds Chicken, Flem and Earl dread attending their junior high physical education class.
First, Cow asks Chicken to tell her about "The Day I Was Born." Then, in "Factory Follies," factory manager Red expects his mistreated employees to throw him a birthday party.
In "Grandma at the Mall," Grandma takes Cow and Chicken to the mall to look for a new grandpa. Next, a "Chicken in the Bathroom" creates problems for the rest of the family.
GRANDMA AT THE MALL/CHICKEN IN THE BATHROOM/UNSINKABLE I.R.
In "101 Useless Uses For Cow and Chicken," Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.
101 USELSS USES FOR COW AND CHICKEN/INTELLIGENT LIFE?/TREESTORY
Chicken learns to "Be Careful What You Wish For" when Cow's incessant chattering makes him wish that Cow would never talk to him again. Then, Flem and Earl believe they're "Lost At Sea," but they're actually floating in a steamy bathtub.
Tired of being manhandled all the time, "Cow's Toys" depart to find their original owner. Next, Cow and Chicken want to get an ice cream from the truck driven by Red, but he's the "I Scream Man," not the "ice cream man."
Cow and Chicken are put under the tutelage of their uncle, "Professor Longhorn Steer." Then, Chicken and Earl become "A Couple of Skating Fools" until Red disrupts their dreams of skating stardom.
PROFESSOR LONGHORN STEER/A COUPLE OF SKATING FOOLS/HE SAID, HE SAID
In "The Full Mounty," when Dad takes Cow and Chicken to work with him, Red, a mounted policeman, follows. Later, Red, the "Mall Cop," chases Cow and Chicken all over the mall.
Dad brings home a pet jackal for Cow and Chicken in "The Night of the Ed." Later, Chicken discovers he enjoys "Cow's Pies." Then, in "I.R. Good Dog," an obnoxious child purchases Weasel and Baboon as pets.
Red masquerades as a famous blues singer in "Cow And Chicken Blues." Then, in "The Ballad of Cow and Chicken," teacher sings a ballad about Red's body crabs. Later, Red devises a scam to burn and rebuild house in "I.R. Good Salesman."
COW AND CHICKEN BLUES/THE BALLARD OF COW AND CHICKEN/I.R. GOOD SALESMAN
First, in "Chachi, The Chewing-Gum Seal," Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum, wishes for it to come to life, and it does. Next, the "Black Sheep of the Family" arrives for a visit with Cow and Chicken.
CHACHI, THE CHEWING-GUM SEAL/BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY/ENEMY CAMP
In "Cloud Nine," Chicken promises to be Cow's slave if she'll give him a quarter for a kiddy ride. Following this, Cow falls in love with the clown boy next door in "Send in the Clowns."
CLOUD NINE/SEND IN THE CLOWNS/REVOLUTIONARY WEASEL
In "Major Wedgy," Dad tells Cow and Chicken the tale of how he met Mom. Then, Cow is sol lonely that she befriends an orange tree in "The Loneliest Cow."
Cow and Chicken run away and join the circus in "The Great Pantzini." Then, in "Duck, Duck, Chicken," Red surgically transforms Chicken into a duck...just in time for duck-hunting season.
THE GREAT PANTZINI/DUCK, DUCK, CHICKEN/WHO RUBBED OUT COW AND CHICKEN?
When Red sells Cow a magic potion, Cow thinks that she's now an "Invisible Cow." Later, Cow makes friends with the "Monster in the Closet." Finally, in "I Am Hairstylist," Baboon takes over Weasel's salon while he's away and performs atrocious haircuts.
INVISIBLE COW/MONSTER IN THE CLOSET/I AM HAIRSTYLIST
Cow wins a beauty contest in "Cow's a Beauty." In "Piano Lessons" Red teaches Cow and Chicken to play the piano, and they each create a groundbreaking new style.
First, Cow and Chicken's cousin, "Snail Boy," transfers to their school. Next, as contestants on Red's game show, Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are repeatedly forced to spin the "Penalty Wheel."
In "Chicken's Fairy Tail," Chicken must climb a beanstalk to rescue Cow from Red, the giant. Then, in "Magic Chicken," Chicken accidentally transfers Cow's udder onto Red during a magic show.
CHICKEN'S FAIRY TAIL/MAGIC CHICKEN/I AM WHALE CAPTAIN
Cow and Chicken discover "Cow's Horse" in their yard. Then Red becomes "Red Butler" at Cow and Chicken's house. Later, in "Baboon's Paw," a strange old man offers Baboon a monkey's paw capable of granting its owner wishes.
